Take something simple and then make it harder.

I think that the Mac ibook should herby be called “The control apple double click all while praying to Buddha machine” and the older less inaccurate term of ‘Ibook” or Notebook” or even “Computer” will be forever banished form the vernacular of most common languages. Failure to do so will result in a extended & brutal punishment of figuring out crazy & impossible Photoshop filter hacks using only the touch pad, while riding a rabid Bactrian camel in the backwaters of Bangladesh.