Ode to the Nissan Versa
You were a delight to drive oh versa
You weren’t nearly as good on gas as they promised
Your redness made finding you in the IGA parking lot a joy.
Your preposterous amount of interior room was an amusement to fill.
Your â€˜Eagle Claw’ Continentals were oh so awesome to squeal (though 1st, 2nd, & 3rd)
Your front and rear approach angles were abysmal
Your snow clearance was nonexistent
Your front and rear diffs do-not lock
Your door handle? Mostly absent.