Excuse me? Can I borrow your penis?

The Jerk asked me to come write an entry on his behalf while he is still out of commission. He mentioned something about being a surrogate blogger like being a surrogate penis… I really have no idea what he was talking about, but you know….

Between the two of us we are kindof a mess. He can’t really use his hands at all and I can’t lift anything heavier than 10 pounds and can’t really bend or move around all that quickly. We are hosting Christmas dinner next weekend and we’ll have to get Roy to come with us to pickup the turkey as neither of us can do it. Huh.

Today we’re heading out to my parents to decorate the tree and have supper, which will be good. This week will be spent slowly cleaning the house (trying to keep ahead of the cats who are hell bent on destroying everything in sight), maybe doing some baking if we can manage it between the two of us, and working on some business plan stuff if we get around to it.

OK, ’nuff for now.